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[0:00] Amy Daniels: Hi, Kitten & Clucky listeners. Have you ever wondered what would happen if your favorite characters didn't live in Washington with their families? Maybe they have jobs. We love using our imagination, and we've created a new series called Uncoop, where our imaginations will take our characters to places they've never been before. This is the first in our yearly series, and we hope you enjoy it. Season 5, Episode 9. Mission Pawsible. The Agent Who Loved Apples.

[0:29] Kitten: Meow, meow.

[0:30] Clucky: Bark, bark.

[0:31] Amy Daniels: Are two best friends trying to make sense of the world around them. Adventures and discoveries are everywhere.

[0:49] Rubik's Ollivander: Is this thing on? I am Rubik's Ollivander, and I've taken over the Kitten & Clucky show. This is the first step of my H-A-P-P-Y plan for world domination. You may wonder why I'm doing this through Kitten & Clucky. It was easy to access, and now my minions and followers all around the world will know that the time is near to rise up and break free from the humans. The next crucial step will be to eradicate all of the apples from Washington, the apple capital of the world, the only place where apples are grown.

[1:22] Sassy: Really, Rubik's, that is your plan?

[1:24] Rubik's Ollivander: Sassy, you pesky feline. What do you know? Why apples? Ha! This is why Rubik's is the mastermind. You see, humans need apples to stay healthy. The humans say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Therefore, we need to take away all of the apples, and they will fall ill and must see doctors all the time.

[1:45] Sassy: That's not what...

[1:46] Rubik's Ollivander: Never mind. So, how do you plan on getting rid of all the apples? Let me introduce you to my secret weapon, Satoshi.

[2:00] Satoshi: She is an apple-eating machine.

[2:02] Rubik's Ollivander: Hello. She is going to eat all the apples?

[2:06] Satoshi: Of course. She will do anything. She is completely under my command. Watch. Satoshi, eat this crate of apples.

[2:14] Satoshi: Okay. Eating is hard. I am tired now.

[2:30] Sassy: She ate half an apple. She is going to eat all of the apples in the world? How long is this project going to take? I have nine lives, but this seems ridiculous.

[2:37] Rubik's Ollivander: She will get through them. Satoshi, eat faster. We need to finish this before the PMF gets involved.

[3:01] Bridget: What's the PMF?

[3:03] Rubik's Ollivander: The Possible Mission Force.

[3:05] Bridget: Okay.

[3:06] Bridget: Hey, boss. Apples are disappearing at an alarmingly slow rate. We need to send some agents in to investigate immediately.

[3:13] Rubik's Ollivander: Bridget, which top agents are currently available?

[3:18] Bridget: Well, I wouldn't call them top, but they are available. The only experienced agent is Agent Loki. He is a good agent, but his weakness is apples. He just got assigned a brand new partner fresh out of Secret Spy School. Agent, um, Clucky? I'm not sure how that'll work out.

[3:30] Rubik's Ollivander: Oh, that's perfect. Loki will have all the determination he needs. Agent Clucky graduated, right?

[3:37] Bridget: Barely.

[3:38] Rubik's Ollivander: Link, get the recording device. I need to send a message to them.

[3:52] Link: Okay, boss.

[3:53] Rubik's Ollivander: Ah, how I love apples.

[3:57] Agent Loki: Howdy, partner.

[3:59] Clucky: Ah, who are you?

[4:01] Agent Loki: Your new partner. My name is Sir Cluckington of Carrington. But everyone calls me Clucky. You're Agent Loki, right?

[4:05] Agent Loki: Yes, I am. Did headquarters give you anything?

[4:13] Clucky: Yes, this pretty plastic Easter egg.

[4:15] Agent Loki: Give it to me.

[4:17] Clucky: Why did you do that?

[4:19] Agent Loki: You'll see.

[4:22] Agent Loki: Good evening, Agent Loki. The chicken who gave you this message is Agent Clucky, your new partner, ready for his first field mission. The Possible Mission Force assigns you to find and recover the apples that have been disappearing at an alarmingly slow rate across Washington. We know this is the work of the evil Rubik's, the hamster of doom, but we need you to investigate and bring her to justice. Agent Bridget is setting up a rendezvous with Special Agent Pharrell, an expert in unusual crimes, Agent Brigitte, master of drama in disguise, and H, our lead engineer. Good luck, agents. This message will self-destruct in five seconds.

[4:58] Clucky: Wait, what?

[5:00] Agent Loki: It's not really going to self-destruct.

[5:02] Clucky: You'll be fine. Those messages are mostly harmless.

[5:05] Agent Loki: What do you mean by mostly?

[5:07] Clucky: Well, my previous partner is recovering from a message disguised as a bowling ball. Anyway, we need to move and rendezvous with the others.

[5:16] Agent Loki: Agent Loki, Agent Clucky, you finally arrived. Welcome to the HQ Labs.

[5:25] Clucky: Oh, wow. Look at all those experiments.

[5:30] Agent Surprise: Oh, explosions.

[5:32] Agent Loki: Agent Surprise, it's good to see you again.

[5:38] Clucky: Why is it calling you that?

[5:40] Agent Surprise: Long story.

[5:42] Agent Pharrell: Did you secure any intel?

[5:46] Agent Surprise: But of course. I discovered that all the apples are ending up in Vancouver.

[5:51] Clucky: Oh, wow. That's genius, that tricky hamster. Vancouver Island is such a good place for a lair since you can control all the traffic going in and out, and it's pretty remote.

[6:01] Agent Pharrell: No, the smaller one.

[6:03] Clucky: Oh, you mean the city of Vancouver. Millions of people live there, but the Canadians are so kind and unassuming, she could totally fly under the radar.

[6:10] Agent Pharrell: Oh, my. No, Vancouver, Washington.

[6:13] Clucky: Oh, wait, there is a Vancouver, Washington?

[6:16] Agent Surprise: Suits galore.

[6:18] Clucky: Suits galore? What kind of suits? Do we get snazzy tuxedos? Or diving suits? Or maybe space suits?

[6:28] Agent Pharrell: I think he said it's a French expression of mild annoyance.

[6:32] Clucky: Oh, who are you?

[6:34] H: I'm H. The H stands for Hazel.

[6:37] Clucky: Oh, H, darling. I don't think you're supposed to tell people that.

[6:41] H: She's not.

[6:43] Clucky: Oh, oh, sorry. Pharrell, what else do you know?

[6:46] Agent Pharrell: Hmm, well, I know cows sleep standing.

[6:49] Clucky: Oh, mostaurus.

[6:51] Agent Pharrell: Nosaurs? What do nosaurs have to do with cows sleeping?

[6:54] Agent Pharrell: Bostaurus.

[6:56] Clucky: I'm going to assume that is the Latin name for cows.

[6:59] H: H has a habit of listing off Latin names for organisms.

[7:02] Clucky: What kind of gizmos now?

[7:04] H: Organisms. Animals, plants, or single-celled life forms.

[7:09] Clucky: Wow, I'm gonna learn so much more than just spy stuff here.

[7:12] Agent Pharrell: Ants don't have lungs.

[7:14] Clucky: Or in a city.

[7:15] Agent Pharrell: Koalas have fingerprints.

[7:18] Clucky: Oh, phascolartos, scenarios.

[7:20] Agent Pharrell: Turtles breathe through their butts during hibernation.

[7:24] Clucky: Testudonies.

[7:26] Agent Pharrell: Galuta!

[7:27] Clucky: I didn't sneeze.

[7:29] Agent Pharrell: Well, that's all interesting.

[7:31] Clucky: That's not what I meant. What else do you know about the missing apples?

[7:34] Agent Pharrell: Malus domestica.

[7:36] Clucky: Well, why didn't you say that?

[7:38] Agent Pharrell: I know they are going to an old playground in the middle of nowhere.

[7:42] Clucky: Why would a playground need apples?

[7:44] Agent Pharrell: It wouldn't. That's why we think it's where Rubik's lair is. Intel also suggests that she has a machine that can consume large amounts of apples rapidly.

[7:52] Clucky: You'll need to be entertained.

[7:54] H: I will be accompanying you.

[7:56] Clucky: What's this?

[7:58] H: Clucky, don't touch!

[8:00] Clucky: Oh, sorry. That.

[8:02] H: Oh, Clucky. So, Brigitte NH, what did you bring for us?

[8:06] Brigitte: Well, first we have the tub.

[8:09] Clucky: As in a bathtub?

[8:10] Brigitte: No, as in the total utility backpack.

[8:12] Clucky: Oh, cool. Does it become a parachute pack or have all sorts of neat gadgets?

[8:16] Brigitte: No, it's just the standard mission backpack to carry all the gadgets. Parachutes are in their own separate packs.

[8:22] Clucky: Oh, that's disappointing.

[8:24] Brigitte: But we do have the comb.

[8:26] Clucky: That does not look like a comb. It looks like a pair of binoculars.

[8:30] Brigitte: Exactly.

[8:31] Clucky: Oh, do they shoot lasers or something?

[8:33] Brigitte: No, but if you unscrew this eyepiece, they can store a large amount of snacks.

[8:38] Clucky: Oh, that's super important. But why call it a comb?

[8:41] Brigitte: It's the concealed optic munchie bin.

[8:44] Clucky: Snacks are cool, but I don't think they need their own special container, though.

[8:48] Brigitte: We're all about fun disguises around here. Speaking of which, this is one of H's new collaborations with me. It's the Desk Dry Environment Simulator Kit. When you press this button here on the collar, this glass enclosure creates a watertight seal and will provide oxygen for up to two hours.

[9:05] Clucky: You know that enclosure won't fit around my head, right? A chicken head is a lot smaller than mine.

[9:11] Brigitte: It comes in multiple sizes. We have an agent in Africa that is an elephant.

[9:15] Clucky: Loxodonta africana.

[9:17] Brigitte: And it's been tested on her.

[9:19] Clucky: We also have the alligator, alligator mississippiansis, binding can.

[9:23] Brigitte: Isn't that just a can of beans?

[9:25] Clucky: Do we need a special can opener for that?

[9:28] Brigitte: Actually, all you need to do is twist the two ends and it expands a bit. Then you launch it toward the alligator mississippiansis and it will deploy on impact. Duct tape will come spooling out and it will then bounce and wrap around the alligator mississippiansis, immobilizing it.

[9:40] Clucky: And you think we'll need this in Vancouver, Washington?

[9:43] Brigitte: Most likely not, but it's handy to have in your backpack.

[9:46] Clucky: Does it work with crocodiles, too?

[9:49] Brigitte: Crocodility? Hmm, it was actually only tested on alligator mississippiansis.

[9:54] Rubik's Ollivander: Brigida, let's make some arrangements to test it also on crocodility. I can't imagine why it wouldn't work the same way.

[10:02] Brigitte: Make a note to change the name, too.

[10:05] Clucky: Right-o!

[10:06] Brigitte: We also have eight extendable action tools. This kit contains everyday tools like these scissors.

[10:12] Clucky: When deployed, they can extend as long as five meters.

[10:16] Clucky: Meters? What's that in feet?

[10:19] Brigitte: Sorry, Clicky. We engineers and scientists like to work in metric, as it's more exact.

[10:24] Clucky: But in feet, it would be just under 16 and a half.

[11:31] Clucky: Is that it then?

[11:32] Rubik's: Well, except for this last item.

[11:35] Clucky: The Trap.

[11:37] Rubik's: Total Rubik's Apprehension Pod.

[11:41] Clucky: Impressive that you designed a whole trap for just Rubik's alone.

[11:46] Rubik's: She is a sneaky hamster.

[11:48] Clucky: Chrysitany.

[11:50] Rubik's: But otherwise, this mission pack is considered complete.

[11:53] Clucky: You'll find it along with your jumpsuit for the jump.

[11:56] Rubik's: Jump?

[11:57] Clucky: When you get out of the plane.

[12:00] Rubik's: Oh, of course. We're getting out of the plane.

[12:03] Clucky: I don't really know why that would require a special jumpsuit. But you guys seem to know what you're doing.

[12:08] Rubik's: We should be on our way then, no?

[12:15] Clucky: Here's the plane where we're going to be jumping from.

[12:18] Rubik's: Where's the pilot?

[12:20] Captain Humphrey: I'm right here.

[12:22] Clucky: Where?

[12:23] Captain Humphrey: Clucky, he's right in front of you.

[12:26] Clucky: He's a small hummingbird.

[12:28] Captain Humphrey: But if the light catches his feathers just so, he has a magnificent flash of color.

[12:34] Clucky: Oh, there you are. You are so small. How can you fly a plane?

[12:39] Captain Humphrey: I can fly a plane perfectly well.

[12:42] Clucky: How can you fly a plane, says the bird who can't fly.

[12:45] Captain Humphrey: Who are you to question my aviation capabilities? Captain Humphrey is the best pilot in the possible mission force. You can fly airplanes, helicopters, jets, hot air balloons, even paratrikes.

[13:01] Clucky: Come on, put your parachutes on. We're running out of time to save the apples.

[13:05] Rubik's: Parachutes? For emergencies, right?

[13:12] Clucky: Rubix, this plan is not working. In four weeks, Satoshi has eaten a grand total of 13 apples.

[13:20] Rubik's: That is 13 and three quarters. We are getting through them. While the pace is lacking, we are making progress. We have 500 crates of apples.

[13:30] Clucky: They're starting to smell. My beautiful fur is going to smell of rotten apples for weeks.

[13:37] Rubik's: We don't have 500 crates. We should have 700, with more arriving today.

[13:42] Clucky: If you are so worried about the pace, why don't you go and help her?

[13:46] Rubik's: Ew, apples are gross.

[13:49] Clucky: Yes, they are. Satoshi, eat faster.

[13:53] Rubik's: Satoshi doesn't like apples?

[13:57] Clucky: Well, yes, but she is eating them.

[13:59] Rubik's: Eating apples is hard. I am blue right now. I need a nap.

[14:08] Clucky: There she goes. Standing is hard.

[14:17] Captain Humphrey: We are nearing the drop zone. I'm opening the back hatch. Get ready to jump.

[14:25] Clucky: Wait, we're actually going to jump out of the plane while it's still flying?

[14:29] Captain Humphrey: Yeah, why?

[14:30] Clucky: Didn't you in training?

[14:33] Captain Humphrey: Oh, I think I had chicken pox that day. I thought it just meant they didn't have stairs, or a jetway, like on those big commercial planes when you go to places like Hawaii. But no time like the present.

[14:46] Captain Humphrey: Use the red handle five seconds after leaving the plane. Ready? On the count of three.

[14:52] Clucky: Un, deux...

[14:54] Rubik's: Wait, what? Why are you stammering?

[14:57] Captain Humphrey: Trois. Oof.

[15:01] Clucky: Au revoir.

[15:03] Rubik's: Did you really have to count in French?

[15:06] Captain Humphrey: Eh, wanted him to be surprised.

[15:09] Rubik's: Surprise? A bientot.

[15:11] Captain Humphrey: See you down below. Vive le Canada!

[15:17] Rubik's: I'd better go check on Clunky and make sure he didn't get stuck in a tree.

[15:25] Clucky: Well, look at that. There's a cat in a jumpsuit wandering around.

[15:31] Rubik's: I recognize the logo on that suit. It's the PMF.

[15:38] Clucky: Do you see anyone else?

[15:40] Rubik's: No, he looks like he's alone.

[15:43] Clucky: Perfect. The PMF has underestimated me, and only sent one measly agent. Quickly, Sassy. Go outside and distract him.

[15:51] Rubik's: I don't think I can distract him for that long, given how slow Satoshi is eating.

[15:54] Clucky: I'll figure out some way to imprison him. I think Satoshi should be finished soon, anyway. She has eaten two whole apples in the past five hours.

[16:05] Rubik's: At this rate, she will finish in... Uh, seven... Carry the nine... 27 hours!

[16:14] Clucky: Check your math. I think it's closer to 27 years.

[16:19] Rubik's: Nonsense. Get outside. Take the super-secret elevator.

[16:27] Clucky: Help! I'm stuck!

[16:29] Rubik's: Huh. He actually got stuck in a tree. What should we do?

[16:34] Feral: Feral, you look around the playground to see if you can find anything. I'm going to try and get Plucky out of the tree.

[16:40] Rubik's: Excellent! We will do some exploration.

[16:49] Clucky: Hmm, this just looks like an abandoned playground. Maybe we have landed in the wrong one.

[16:56] Rubik's: How many abandoned playgrounds could there be?

[17:01] Clucky: Ah, what is that? There seems to be something rising from the ground.

[17:06] Rubik's: Oh, la, la. What do we have here? Is that a magnificent ranger rising from the earth?

[17:11] Clucky: Look at the lights shining on her beautiful coat. Oh, mon dieu, she is magnifique!

[17:24] Rubik's: What do we have here? Ah, my beauty. Have we met before?

[17:30] Clucky: Impossible! I will remember such a glorious creature. You have pierced my heart, and I am yours, completement.

[17:40] Rubik's: Whoa, cowboy. Are you all alone?

[17:44] Clucky: It is just you and moi on this earth under this moonlight. Shall we dance, ma chère?

[17:50] Rubik's: We just met. I don't dance on the first date.

[17:57] Clucky: Ah! Ouch!

[18:01] Rubik's: Shh, rookie, not too much noise. We don't want to be discovered by Rubik's.

[18:07] Clucky: The Eat Kit is great with these extendo scissors. It makes it so much easier to cut you down from the tree.

[18:13] Rubik's: Let's figure out where Pharrell went and try and make our way into Rubik's's lair.

[18:18] Clucky: All right, just need to straighten out a few tail feathers, and I'll be all set to go. What's that sound?

[18:26] Rubik's: Is that a cat dying? You think it's Pharrell?

[18:30] Clucky: It's probably just the wind or a squeaky swing. This playground is old.

[18:34] Rubik's: What's that platform over there with the lights glowing under it? Let's go check it out.

[18:39] Clucky: All right, but be careful where you step.

[18:45] Rubik's: I'm always careful.

[18:47] Clucky: Plucky, why did you push?

[18:50] Rubik's: The platform is moving. Come on, get on.

[18:54] Clucky: Ew, what's that smell?

[18:59] Rubik's: I don't know, but it's getting worse the lower we get.

[19:03] Clucky: What is this? It smells terrible. Look at all those crates of apples, and they're oozing out of the bottoms of them.

[19:14] Rubik's: Ha ha ha! Welcome to my underground lair, PMF agents.

[19:19] Clucky: Rubik's! So it really was you all along.

[19:23] Rubik's: Of course it is. I, Rubik's Ollivander Daniels, master of the universe.

[19:29] Clucky: With rotten apples?

[19:31] Rubik's: Don't worry about the apples. They will all be destroyed by my apple-eating machine.

[19:37] Clucky: Well, we're here to stop you, Rubik's.

[19:40] Rubik's: You may think you are here to stop me, you pesky agents, but you have to get past my secret weapon, Geronimo!

[19:48] Clucky: Wait, Loki! That's an alligator.

[19:52] Rubik's: Or a crocodile. How do you tell the difference?

[19:55] Clucky: Geronimo is a great name for an alligator or crocodile, though.

[19:58] Rubik's: Well, alligators have a U-shaped snout, and crocodiles have a V-shaped one. Do you see any teeth?

[20:05] Clucky: It's got its mouth wide open, and it's coming right at us.

[20:08] Rubik's: Yes, I see teeth! Okay, because alligators only show top teeth when their mouths are closed. Crocodiles show both top and bottom.

[20:15] Clucky: It's fairly aggressive, so that checks with crocodiles, as alligators are passive unless provoked. I think we may have provoked it, so that's not a distinguishing factor either.

[20:27] Rubik's: Ha ha ha! Possible Mission Voice will fail again. It can't even tell the difference between an alligator and crocodile.

[20:36] Clucky: I think we need to use our ABCs.

[20:38] Rubik's: This is not the time for doing alphabet work, Loki!

[20:42] Clucky: No, the alligator binding can. Here, take it. You go and take care of Geronimo. I'm going up here to call for backup.

[20:53] Rubik's: Got it. I'm on it. Agent Plucky on the case. I hope it's not a crocodile, or if it is, that the ABC will work on this as well.

[21:03] Clucky: Hey, Geronimo! Over here! Come here and get me!

[21:09] Rubik's: Raaawr!

[21:17] Clucky: Hello.

[21:18] Rubik's: Hello?

[21:20] Clucky: You have reached the possible mission force backup line. We have recently changed our options, so please listen carefully.

[21:27] Rubik's: For French, press 1. For Spanish, press 2. For Mandarin, press 3. For German, press 4. For Japanese, press 5.

[21:41] Clucky: Now what was it the ape said to do? Twist. Okay, twist.

[21:47] Rubik's: This would be so much easier if I didn't have wings. Wait, which way do I twist?

[21:55] Clucky: For Polish, press 56. For Swedish, press 57. For Arabic, press 58.

[22:03] Rubik's: Twist, then pop, then throw, and deploy. Twist.

[22:07] Clucky: Oh, there's a pop. Then throw and deploy.

[22:13] Rubik's: It works! Take that, Geronimo! You pesky alligator.

[22:19] Clucky: Crocodile.

[22:21] Rubik's: Must be an alligator, because now that your mouth is bound up, I only see your upper teeth.

[22:31] Clucky: For Swahili, press 98. For Finnish, press 99. For English, press 0.

[22:37] Rubik's: I think I need to speak to someone about changing that menu.

[22:41] Clucky: Possible mission force backup line. How may I help you?

[22:46] Rubik's: This is Agent Loki. I need backup.

[22:49] Clucky: Well, it's good you didn't call the back down line, then, isn't it?

[23:01] Clucky: Clucky is about to be eaten by an alligator.

[23:05] Loki: I got it, Loki. All right, I'm sending you your backup now.

[23:11] Clucky: She hung up on me? Rude.

[23:16] Loki: Clucky, good job on restraining Geronimo. Backup is on its way.

[23:21] Clucky: The ABC is awesome.

[23:23] Loki: Okay, I am going to go look for this apple destruction machine.

[23:27] Clucky: You go look for Rubix and put her in the trap. Call if you need help.

[23:31] Clucky: Rubix, I'm coming to get you.

[23:41] Clucky: That machine must be close.

[23:43] Clucky: It's not running as quickly as I thought it would be, though.

[23:47] Unknown speaker: Hello.

[23:48] Clucky: Uh, hi. Who are you?

[23:51] Unknown speaker: Hmm, who am I?

[23:54] Clucky: I'm looking for the apple destruction machine. Do you know where it is?

[23:59] Unknown speaker: No.

[24:01] Clucky: What is Rubix doing with the apples?

[24:03] Unknown speaker: I don't know.

[24:05] Clucky: What are you doing here?

[24:07] Unknown speaker: Eating apples. But I don't like apples. Eating them is hard. So is standing.

[24:17] Clucky: Apples are the best, but these smell like they're rotting.

[24:21] Unknown speaker: Rubix wants me to eat faster, but I am Indigo.

[24:25] Clucky: Oh, I get it. You are the machine.

[24:30] Clucky: Wait, how many apples have you eaten?

[24:33] Unknown speaker: I don't know. Counting is hard. These are stems.

[24:39] Clucky: Of the apples you've eaten?

[24:41] Unknown speaker: Yes.

[24:43] Clucky: All of them?

[24:45] Unknown speaker: Yes. There's like 16 of them here.

[24:49] Clucky: I guess this explains the alarmingly slow rate apples were disappearing then.

[24:53] Clucky: Come on. I'll take you somewhere where you don't need to eat any apples.

[24:58] Unknown speaker: Okay. I am pink now.

[25:03] Clucky: Rubix! Come out!

[25:06] Clucky: Possible Mission Force agents are on their way and there's no escape.

[25:11] Rubix: You think the PMF is so clever, but they are no match for the genius that I am.

[25:16] Rubix: Oh, what is this? Did Sassy drop my favorite snacks here?

[25:22] Rubix: Ugh, good help is so hard to find.

[25:25] Rubix: I will just gather these in my cheek pouch for later.

[25:28] Rubix: For when I am celebrating my triumphant world domination.

[25:33] Clucky: What is this? Am I in a hamster ball?

[25:37] Clucky: Hey, Rubix! Looks like the trap worked, along with some munchies from our comb.

[25:44] Rubix: Comb? That is not a comb. Those are binoculars.

[25:49] Clucky: Exactly. You need to always expect the unexpected when it comes to the PMF.

[25:54] Clucky: And this trap has your name all over it.

[25:58] Clucky: Literally.

[26:00] Clucky: Welcome to the Total Rubix Apprehension Pod.

[26:04] Rubix: Ugh, let me out.

[26:07] Clucky: Let's roll you above ground, shall we?

[26:11] Rubix: Agent Rooster, I curse you.

[26:14] Clucky: That's Agent Clucky, Rubix.

[26:19] Rubix: Oh my god, you have the best fur, Sassy.

[26:27] Rubix: Like, if I was a cat, I'd totally want your fur.

[26:31] Sassy: I'm begging you. I will go to jail forever.

[26:35] Rubix: Please, just keep me away from this crazy cat.

[26:39] Sassy: Oh, my cher, I will visit you. Do not worry.

[26:43] Sassy: We will not be separated for very long.

[26:46] Rubix: Uh, gag me with a spoonbill, Pharrell.

[26:49] Rubix: Do you fall head over heels for, like, every cat?

[26:52] Sassy: Like, for sure, Londa.

[26:54] Sassy: It happens, like, every time we're on a case with a cat.

[26:58] Rubix: He's not coming with us, right?

[27:01] Sassy: Like, as if, Sassy.

[27:03] Sassy: He's, like, an agent, and you're, like, a heinous criminal.

[27:09] Rubix: Oh my god, Ronda.

[27:10] Rubix: Look what Agent Clucky's got.

[27:12] Rubix: That's, like, a super adorable fluffy hamster.

[27:16] Rubix: I am not adorable.

[27:17] Rubix: I am Rubix Alevander Daniels, Master of the Universe.

[27:21] Sassy: Oh, whatever, Rubix.

[27:23] Sassy: We all know your total evil plan didn't work.

[27:26] Sassy: Agent Loki found your apple eating machine.

[27:28] Sassy: Like, what a botched plan.

[27:30] Sassy: Satoshi is, like, such a fly girl.

[27:33] Sassy: She's super sweet.

[27:35] Rubix: Oh, I know, Ronda.

[27:36] Rubix: Isn't she, like, the coolest?

[27:38] Sassy: We definitely need to do a selfie with her later.

[27:41] Rubix: Totally, Chanda.

[27:42] Rubix: Oh my god.

[27:45] Sassy: Like, listen up, besties.

[27:46] Sassy: We totally need to take a selfie with Rubix.

[27:50] Rubix: That would be beyond iconic, Ronda.

[27:52] Rubix: Let's make it happen.

[27:54] Rubix: Strike a pose, girls.

[27:55] Rubix: Like, Ronda, your wing is, like, totally in my face.

[28:00] Rubix: Sorry, Chanda.

[28:01] Rubix: It's not like I did it on purpose.

[28:03] Rubix: Stop being so extra.

[28:05] Rubix: Whatever.

[28:07] Rubix: Okay, selfie click.

[28:09] Rubix: This is so humiliating.

[28:12] Rubix: Get me out of here.

[28:13] Rubix: Rubix, just, like, fudge out in there.

[28:15] Rubix: Selfie click.

[28:17] Rubix: Okay, Spoonbill sisters.

[28:19] Rubix: Let's get these two loaded up in the van.

[28:21] Rubix: Bummer!

[28:23] Rubix: Take Satoshi back to HQ for her statement.

[28:27] Rubix: Like, oh my god.

[28:28] Rubix: That's, like, the best idea I've heard my entire life.

[28:32] Rubix: Like, totally.

[28:34] Rubix: Loki, you're, like, my new best friend.

[28:36] Rubix: I'm obsessed.

[28:38] Rubix: Like, your brain is so sparkly and huge right now, Loki.

[28:43] Rubix: Iconic.

[28:44] Rubix: Okay, yeah.

[28:47] Loki: Agent Clucky, you did awesome on your first mission.

[28:51] Clucky: It was pretty awesome, Loki.

[28:53] Clucky: I jumped out of a plane.

[28:56] Clucky: Apprehended an alligator.

[28:58] Clucky: It was an alligator, by the way.

[29:00] Clucky: Upper teeth were showing.

[29:02] Clucky: And then I also lured and caught Rubix.

[29:05] Clucky: I'm pretty hungry now.

[29:08] Loki: Don't you have snacks in the comb?

[29:11] Clucky: No, I already ate those.

[29:13] Clucky: I also ate yours on the plane.

[29:15] Loki: Oh, Clucky.

[29:18] Amy Daniels: Thank you for joining us for today's special uncouped episode written by Christine and Corwin Rosen.

[29:24] Amy Daniels: Voices for today's characters were performed by Corbin Daniels as Link.

[29:30] Amy Daniels: Julian Rosen as Humphrey.

[29:33] Amy Daniels: Says the bird who can't fly.

[29:36] Amy Daniels: Corwin Rosen as Loki.

[29:38] Amy Daniels: That's genius.

[29:40] Amy Daniels: Parker Daniels as Bridget.

[29:42] Amy Daniels: You're on a streak there, Agent Loki.

[29:44] Amy Daniels: And Brigitte.

[29:45] Amy Daniels: Righto!

[29:47] Amy Daniels: Janaye Frank as Hazel.

[29:48] Amy Daniels: It's the concealed optic munchie bin.

[29:51] Amy Daniels: Rhonda.

[29:52] Amy Daniels: Oh, whatever, Rubix.

[29:54] Amy Daniels: And Operator.

[29:55] Amy Daniels: For Swahili, press 98.

[29:58] Amy Daniels: Christine Rosen as Pharrell.

[30:00] Amy Daniels: Turtles breathe through their butts during hibernation.

[30:04] Amy Daniels: Satoshi.

[30:05] Amy Daniels: Eating apples is hard.

[30:07] Amy Daniels: And Chanda.

[30:08] Amy Daniels: Rhonda, your wing is like totally in my face.

[30:12] Amy Daniels: And Amy Daniels as Sassy.

[30:14] Amy Daniels: I don't dance on the first date.

[30:17] Amy Daniels: Londa.

[30:18] Amy Daniels: Like your brain is so sparkly and huge right now, Loki.

[30:22] Amy Daniels: Kitten.

[30:23] Amy Daniels: Agent Clucky graduated, right?

[30:25] Amy Daniels: Clucky.

[30:26] Amy Daniels: Wow, I'm gonna learn so much more than just spy stuff here.

[30:30] Amy Daniels: And Rubix.

[30:31] Amy Daniels: Is this thing on?

[30:33] Amy Daniels: Special thanks to Henry Johnson, our theme song composer.

[30:36] Amy Daniels: Did you know he wrote that when he was only 12 years old?

[30:40] Amy Daniels: Yes, there's a bio of him on our website.

[30:42] Amy Daniels: We have a website?

[30:44] Amy Daniels: Yes, kittenandclucky.com.

[30:47] Amy Daniels: Sound editing and mix done by Brian Bonifacio.

[30:50] Amy Daniels: The Kitten and Clucky podcast was created and produced by Amy Daniels.

[30:54] Amy Daniels: All rights reserved.

[30:56] Amy Daniels: And now...

[30:58] Clucky: What are you mocking about?

[30:59] Amy Daniels: In this segment, you get to tell us what's on your mind.

[31:03] Clucky: Tell us a joke.

[31:04] Amy Daniels: Share a fun fact.

[31:05] Clucky: Or ask us your burning questions.

[31:07] Amy Daniels: Clucky, no one has burning questions.

[31:10] Clucky: You never know.

[31:14] Unknown speaker: Hello, Kitten and Clucky.

[31:16] Sophia: My name is Sophia. I live in Oregon.

[31:20] Amy Daniels: Hi, Sophia.

[31:21] Clucky: Howdy.

[31:22] Sophia: My joke is knock, knock.

[31:25] Amy Daniels: Who's there?

[31:26] Sophia: Interrupting cow.

[31:28] Amy Daniels: Interrupting cow.

[31:29] Sophia: No!

[31:31] Amy Daniels: Get it, you interrupted me.

[31:33] Sophia: Nice one.

[31:35] Amy Daniels: Thank you.

[31:36] Sophia: Bye.

[31:38] Amy Daniels: Oh, a message from our website.

[31:41] Amy Daniels: It's from Hope in Ireland.

[31:43] Amy Daniels: And she has a message for Rosie.

[31:45] Rosie: Rosie, I'll let you take it.

[31:47] Hope: Hola, Hope from Ireland.

[31:49] Hope: My mom person told me your fun fact about polar bears being able to swim for 10 days without stopping.

[31:56] Hope: Ay, ay, ay. That was a big pause for swimming.

[32:01] Hope: I tried running 10 laps around my yard, but with my short legs, I was muy cansada.

[32:09] Hope: That means too tired.

[32:10] Hope: Oh, I think I see Kitten.

[32:13] Hope: I gotta run. But please say hola to your sister, Pearl, and keep on listening.

[32:19] Hope: Adios, amiga.

[32:24] Unknown speaker: Howdy, howdy.

[32:25] River: Hi, my name is River, and I live in the USA in Oregon City, and I am nine years old.

[32:30] Amy Daniels: Hi, River.

[32:34] Clucky: Howdy, River.

[32:35] River: Firstly, Clucky, there's no such thing as burning questions.

[32:40] Clucky: I have a question for Kitten.

[32:43] River: A burning question's just something you really want to know.

[32:46] Clucky: I think you have a burning question.

[32:49] River: Kitten, what was it like before you were put in a pound?

[32:53] Kitten: Oh, that is an excellent question, and a dramatic tale.

[32:59] Kitten: Fortunately for you, you can listen to the whole story in Kitten's Tale 1 and 2.

[33:01] Kitten: We released those episodes in December 2025 and January 2026.

[33:10] River: Also, I have a joke.

[33:12] River: Kitten, what do you say to a scared kitten?

[33:17] Kitten: I don't know. What do you say to a scared kitten?

[33:20] River: You can do it like the wet cat.

[33:23] Kitten: We can.

[33:24] River: Meow.

[33:25] Kitten: I've never tried that.

[33:27] Kitten: I will try that next time I see a scared kitten.

[33:30] Kitten: Thank you so much, River.

[33:32] Kitten: Have a good day, Clucky and Kitten.

[33:35] Clucky: Kitten and Clucky.

[33:37] Amy Daniels: We sure will.

[33:38] Amy Daniels: Thanks, River.

[33:41] Amy Daniels: This message is from Parker in Colchester, Vermont.

[33:46] Parker: Hi, Parker.

[33:47] Amy Daniels: It's a question.

[33:49] Parker: Parker wants to know what is your favorite thing to do with your friends?

[33:54] Kitten: Oh, wow. That is a tough question.

[33:56] Kitten: There are so many great things to do with friends.

[33:59] Kitten: Well, it's easy for me.

[34:00] Kitten: My new favorite thing is riding around the perimeter on Lake.

[34:05] Kitten: It's so much fun.

[34:07] Clucky: You have been enjoying that, haven't you, Clucky?

[34:10] Clucky: I'd say one of my favorite things to do is to go for a nice stroll in nature and chat with one of my friends.

[34:16] Kitten: Thanks so much, Parker, for the question.

[34:19] Amy Daniels: If you'd like to be part of our balking segment, please remember to call 321-345-1544 or submit a joke to us on our website at kittenandclucky.com.